Anyway. Regarding the "special surprises"--since it's sort of a celebration, I thought we'd put aside the catty lessons and have a little fun.
Yes, that means we're going to make a list of Wendy's pickup lines.
You probably won't understand at least half of these. But that's okay, because my co-workers and I do--and apologies in advance for the raunchy nature of these lines:
Humans are swayed by wit. So what better way to pick up a lady/mancake than by personalized pickup lines? Usually, they will depend on the setting or circumstances, and are a fool-proof way to score a hot date.
Now you could easily hang out at the swankest bar...the foxiest joint in town. But there is no better place to meet people than at Wendy's! And with this set of perfectly potent pickup lines, you're assured to score.
1) "I'll stir your chili if you sanitize my station."
2) "Can I get a tray of big buns?"
3) "I'd like to put some big meat on your grill."
4) "You know when it's real."
5) "Want any sauce for those nuggets?" {I've actually been caught saying this. Needless to say, I was embarrassed.}
6) "I'd run out your trash every night."
7) "'Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty' might be a mouthful, but just wait 'til you see me."
8) "Do what tastes right, and that's ME."
Happy new year. And sorry, mom and dad, and Hannah. This needed to be done.
